Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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