another moral hangover. fuck.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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