is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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