I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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