Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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