Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she looked like the before picture.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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