you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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