all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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