what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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