Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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