Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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