is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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