Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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