Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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