omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just gift wrapped bread.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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