I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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