i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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