How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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