Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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