Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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