Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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