jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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