I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize