You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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