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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio

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• (347): View more from New York

  We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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  I ordered a moonbounce.

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  Fuck, you win.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  im getting coffee to go get coffee.

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  Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON

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  THE MOOOOOOOON

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• (727): View more from Florida

  So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.

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