somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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