He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you will always have a special place in my vag
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?