I don't think brook has ever known best
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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