are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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