Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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