we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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