it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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