I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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