I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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