That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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