I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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