I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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