She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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