dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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