me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
17 year olds will be the death of me.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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