I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just found puke in my bra..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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