Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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