that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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