some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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