her vagine was all disorganized.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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