My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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