My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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