we have pet lesbian snakes
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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