..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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