Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
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