bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize