It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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