how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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