its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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