i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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