He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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