God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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