Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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